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Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by.
She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was performing an appendectomy.
"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?"
"Sure do! Fifteen-hundred bucks, and that doesn't include the anesthesiologist!"
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Small, Medium or Large? Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/medium
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A Future Physician, Medical Jokes, Parenting Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/future
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor :"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions
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Sun Burn Treatment, Medical Jokes, Patient Care Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/treatment/
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The Good News, The Bad News, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor :http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-the-good-news-the-bad-news.html
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Isolation Precautions, Infection Control Jokes, Physician Humor :http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-isolation-precautions.html
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Not Good Looking, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor :http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marriage-matrimony-not-good-looking.html
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This Won't Hurt Much, Medical Jokes, Military Humor :http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-jokes-military-this-wont-hurt-much.html
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor, http://www.4nursing.com/humor-on-the-job-jokes-medical-humor-common-office-illnesses.html
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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor :http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-coffee-and-viagra.html
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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor :http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-viagra-marriage-rusty-tools.html
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining
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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/dark
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The Business Trip, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-business-trip.html
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Sex Therapy, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.sex.therapy.htm
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Post-Op Blues, Medical Jokes, Anesthesiology Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.post.op.blues.htm
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A Star In The East, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.a.star.in.the.east.htm
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The Forgetful Patient, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/the.forgetful.patient.htm
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Diving Right In, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/psychiatric.jokes.nursing.humor.diving.right.in.htm
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Doctor's Funeral, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.doctors.funeral.htm
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Buying Condoms, Pharmacy Jokes, Infidelity Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/condoms
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Odds & Ends, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.odds.and.ends.htm
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Heart Transplant, Organ Donation Jokes, Medical Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.heart.transplant.htm
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Passing Wind, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.passing.wind.htm
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Removing Patches, Medications Jokes, Pharmacy Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.removing.patches.htm
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Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist
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Screwed Up Laboratory Results, Medical Jokes, Laboratory Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/screwed
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Taxonomy of Medical Professionals, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.taxonomy.of.medical.professionals.htm
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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm
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Approving The New Hospital Policy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.approving.the.new.hospital.policy.htm
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Patient Confidentiality, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.patient.confidentiality.htm
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Five Benefits of Mothers Milk, Breastfeeding Jokes, Medical Humor :http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.five.benefits.of.mothers.milk.htm
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Arkansas Medical Definitions , Medical Terminology Jokes, Redneck Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Anyone Need A Doctor? Medical Jokes, First Aid Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
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A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities , Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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Viagra Variations , Drug & Medications Jokes, Prescription Medicine Humorhttp://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/drugs.prescriptions.medications.medicines.viagra.variations.htm
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A Grandmother's Insomnia , Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia
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Shooting Blanks , Medical Jokes, Physician Humorhttp://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm
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I Think My Wife Is Going Deaf , Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.jokes.humor.my.wife.is.going.deaf.htm
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A Doctor, A Nurse And A Shredder , Nursing Jokes, Medical Humorhttp://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.jokes.humor.a.doctor.a.nurse.and.a.shredder.htm
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He Thinks He's A Surgeon , Medical Jokes, Pearly Gates Humorhttp://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.he.thinks.he.is.a.surgeon.htm
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Near Death Experience , Medical Jokes , Gallows Humorhttp://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/near.death.experiences.plastic.surgeries.htm
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Aspirin And The Job Interview , Medical Jokes , On The Job Humorhttp://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.jokes.humor.the.aspirin.and.the.interview.htm
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A Work of Art , Medical Jokes, Patient Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/work
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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
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Perfect Shape Considering Your Age , Medical Jokes, Physician Humorhttp://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.perfect.shape.considering.your.age.htm
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Six Months To Live , Medical Jokes, Physician Humorhttp://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/six.months.to.live.htm
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It Hurts All Over, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor http://nursinghumor.com/hurts
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Actual Medical Quotes From Patient Charts, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/actual.medical.quotes.from.charts.htm
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First Proctology Exam, Medical Humor, Doctors Jokes http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/first.proctology.exam.htm
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A Short History Of Medicine, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/a.short.history.of.medicine.htm
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Anyone For Pasta, Medical Jokes, Marriage & Infidelity Humor
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Professional Courtesy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor
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Dehydration, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
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Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor.
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Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/breastfeeding
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The Doctor's Visit, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/doctors
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Screening Medical Students
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A Cure For One Man's Stuttering :
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My Elbow Hurts! http://www.nursinghumor.com/elbow
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Five Doctors Go Duck Hunting http://www.nursinghumor.com/duck
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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too? http://www.nursinghumor.com/too
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Who Makes the Best Patient? http://www.nursinghumor.com/best/
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