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A man had a terrible accident. His manhood was mangled and torn from his body.
The doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his manhood to be rebuilt, but insurance didn't cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic.
He had three choices - small for $3,500. Medium for $6,500 and large for $14,000.
The man was sure he'd want a medium or large. The doctor suggested that he discuss it with his wife privately before a final decision was made.
The doctor left the room and while he was gone the man called his wife and told her their options.
The doctor returned and found the man looking very sad.
"Did you make a decision?" the doctor asked.
"Yes," said the man. "She'd rather remodel the kitchen!"
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A Future Physician, Medical Jokes, Parenting Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/future
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor :"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions
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Sun Burn Treatment, Medical Jokes, Patient Care Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/treatment/
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The Good News, The Bad News, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor :http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-the-good-news-the-bad-news.html
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Isolation Precautions, Infection Control Jokes, Physician Humor :http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-isolation-precautions.html
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Not Good Looking, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor :http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marriage-matrimony-not-good-looking.html
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Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes http://www.4nursing.com/humor-nursing-humor-practical-jokes.html
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor, http://www.4nursing.com/humor-on-the-job-jokes-medical-humor-common-office-illnesses.html
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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor :http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-coffee-and-viagra.html
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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor :http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-viagra-marriage-rusty-tools.html
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining
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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/dark
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The Business Trip, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-business-trip.html
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Sex Therapy, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.sex.therapy.htm
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Post-Op Blues, Medical Jokes, Anesthesiology Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.post.op.blues.htm
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A Star In The East, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.a.star.in.the.east.htm
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The Forgetful Patient, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/the.forgetful.patient.htm
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Diving Right In, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/psychiatric.jokes.nursing.humor.diving.right.in.htm
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Doctor's Funeral, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.doctors.funeral.htm
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Odds & Ends, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.odds.and.ends.htm
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Heart Transplant, Organ Donation Jokes, Medical Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.heart.transplant.htm
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Passing Wind, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.passing.wind.htm
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Removing Patches, Medications Jokes, Pharmacy Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.removing.patches.htm
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Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist
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Screwed Up Laboratory Results, Medical Jokes, Laboratory Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/screwed
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Taxonomy of Medical Professionals, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.taxonomy.of.medical.professionals.htm
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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm
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Approving The New Hospital Policy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.approving.the.new.hospital.policy.htm
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Patient Confidentiality, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.patient.confidentiality.htm
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Five Benefits of Mothers Milk, Breastfeeding Jokes, Medical Humor :https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.five.benefits.of.mothers.milk.htm
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Arkansas Medical Definitions , Medical Terminology Jokes, Redneck Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Anyone Need A Doctor? Medical Jokes, First Aid Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
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A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities , Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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Viagra Variations , Drug & Medications Jokes, Prescription Medicine Humorhttps://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/drugs.prescriptions.medications.medicines.viagra.variations.htm
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A Grandmother's Insomnia , Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia
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Shooting Blanks , Medical Jokes, Physician Humorhttps://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm
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I Think My Wife Is Going Deaf , Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor
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A Doctor, A Nurse And A Shredder , Nursing Jokes, Medical Humorhttps://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.jokes.humor.a.doctor.a.nurse.and.a.shredder.htm
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He Thinks He's A Surgeon , Medical Jokes, Pearly Gates Humorhttps://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.he.thinks.he.is.a.surgeon.htm
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Near Death Experience , Medical Jokes , Gallows Humorhttps://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/near.death.experiences.plastic.surgeries.htm
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The Aspirin And The Job Interview , Medical Jokes , On The Job Humorhttps://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.jokes.humor.the.aspirin.and.the.interview.htm
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A Work of Art , Medical Jokes, Patient Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/work
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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
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Perfect Shape Considering Your Age , Medical Jokes, Physician Humorhttps://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.perfect.shape.considering.your.age.htm
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Six Months To Live , Medical Jokes, Physician Humorhttps://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/six.months.to.live.htm
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It Hurts All Over, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor http://nursinghumor.com/hurts
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Actual Medical Quotes From Patient Charts, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/actual.medical.quotes.from.charts.htm
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First Proctology Exam, Medical Humor, Doctors Jokes https://nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical/first.proctology.exam.htm
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A Short History Of Medicine, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/a.short.history.of.medicine.htm
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Anyone For Pasta, Medical Jokes, Marriage & Infidelity Humor
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Professional Courtesy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor
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Dehydration, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
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Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor.
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Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/breastfeeding
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The Doctor's Visit, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/doctors
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Screening Medical Students http://www.nursinghumor.com/screening
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A Cure For One Man's Stuttering :
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My Elbow Hurts! http://www.nursinghumor.com/elbow
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Five Doctors Go Duck Hunting http://www.nursinghumor.com/duck
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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too? http://www.nursinghumor.com/too
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Who Makes the Best Patient? http://www.nursinghumor.com/best/
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