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Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
Beauty Shop: Dye now!
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.
Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you.
Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Computer Store: Out for a quick byte
Diner Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.
Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hotel: Help!" We need inn - experienced people.
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day.
Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.
Music Library: Bach in a minuet
Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
On a Maternity Room Door: Push, Push, Push"
Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels.
Scientist's Door: Gone Fission
Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left
Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff.
The Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition
Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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