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Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet.
"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut
off my dog's tail."
The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible
thing?"
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't
want anything to make her think she's welcome."
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Wrong Number, Infidelity Jokes, Cheating Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/wrong
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Come Quick! Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/quick
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Three Envelopes, Gallows Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/envelopes
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Not Quite Like The Others, Marriage Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/others
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Not Good Looking, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marriage-matrimony-not-good-looking.html
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Benefits of A Long Marriage, Matrimony Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marriage-matrimony-benefits.html
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A Bad Day of Golf, Emergency Room Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-emergency-room-jokes-a-bad-day-of-golf.html
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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-coffee-and-viagra.html
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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-viagra-marriage-rusty-tools.html
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25 Year Old Breasts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-battle-of-the-sexes-25-year-old-breasts.html
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Would You Remarry? Marriage Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/remarry
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Bringing Home A Second Wife, Marriage Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/second
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Buying Condoms, Pharmacy Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/condoms
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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/a.woman.thirty.years.younger.htm
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Taking Turns, Dental Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/dental.humor.dentist.jokes.taking.turns.htm
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Mating Bulls, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.mating.bulls.htm
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Five Kinds of Sex, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.five.kinds.of.sex.htm
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Airplane Ride, Marriage Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.airplane.ride.htm
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Golfing Privileges, Golfing Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.golfing.privileges.htm
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The Witness, Marriage Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.the.witness.htm
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The Good Samaritan, Drinking Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/samaritan
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Twin Sisters, Being Married, Marriage Jokes, Divorce Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.twin.sisters.htm
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Redneck Wedding Night, Marriage Jokes, Redneck Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.redneck.wedding.night.htm
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Wife With Gas, Marriage Jokes, Matrimony Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.wife.with.gas.htm
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Failing Memory, Marriage Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes.failing.memory.htm
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Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm
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I Think My Wife Is Going Deaf, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.my.wife.is.going.deaf.htm
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Generation Gap, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Parenting Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.generation.gap.htm
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Washed Overboard, Marriage Jokes, Matrimony Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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If Men Got Pregnant, Battle Of The Sexes Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pregnant
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I'd Like To Get Married Please, Marriage Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/id.like.to.get.married.please.htm
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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/a.woman.thirty.years.younger.htm
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Radar, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/battle_of_the_sexes/radar.htm
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Suspicions, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:"My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite. In this episode, the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/suspicions
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Mother-In-Law's Visit (The), Veterinary Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/visit
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See also:
Al's Wedding-related jokes and one-liners:"This marriage jokes list started as just a collection of amusing (to me, at least) odds and ends which would catch my eye from time to time. This collection was born when I decided to focus on marriage/relationship/battle-of-the-sexes items. (You should see the items I left out!) With some creativity, many of the items on these pages could be worked into a wedding reception speech. Using some of them in speeches will require more creativity (or courage) than others. Sensitive souls may find some of the material rather raw."
http://alsmusic.com/jokes/
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Wedding Humor, BridalZine:"Lets face it, getting married is serious stuff! Check here often for a look at the lighter side of getting married. Don't forget to Bookmark! Our staff has a habit of finding humor in the most serious of subjects, MATRIMONY. From tips on old traditions to jokes and quotes that will have you rolling down the aisle. The staff at BridalZine knows how to relieve your stress...LAUGHTER."
http://www.bridalzine.com/bzhumor.html
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Robyn and Todd's Wedding & Marriage Humor:"The Top Ten Reasons Robyn Married Todd:
10) Had a stockpile of "Buy one, get one free" meal coupons that were about to expire
9) Couldn't see movies at the theaters in Philadelphia for $3.50."
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/6369/humor.html
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http://www.4nursing.com
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InspirationalNursing.com:"InspirationalNursing.com. Touching Poems, and Inspiring stories that touch the heart and occasionally bring a tear to your eye. Affection, Ambition, Angels In Our Lives, Animals, Babies, Bereavement, Caring, Caring, Children, Christian Stories, Christmas, Computers & The Internet, Death, Dependability, Determination, Dying, Easter, Emergency Medical Services (EMS), End of Life, Etc., Friendship, God's Creatures, Grief, Holiday Thoughts, Honesty, Hospice Poems, etc."
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com
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Jocularity.com (Former home to the Journal of Nursing Jocularity (JNJ)):"Nursing & Medical Humor. Find hundreds of jokes and links to sites that will make you smile. Therapeutic Humor Associations, Battle of the Sexes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Brain Teasers, Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links, Dental Humor, Emergency Department Humor, General Nursing Humor, Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, etc."
http://www.jocularity.com
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Legalnursingconsultant.org:"This website is intended to be a resource for Legal Nurse Consultants, Attorneys looking to use their services, and nurses looking to enter the field of Legal Nurse Consulting. On our site you'll find a directory of LNCs by state and specialty."
http://www.legalnursingconsultant.org
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Nursefriendly.com:"Nationwide Nursing Resources: In this Nursing Portal you'll find information on Nursing Jobs, Nursing Schools, Nurse Degrees, LPNs, RNs, APNs, Nursing Associations and much more."
https://nursefriendly.com
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Nursinga2z.com:"It is our intent for this Alphabetical, A to Z index to be a comprehensive listing (In Progress) of Nursing-related resources on the Internet. It is indexed by Google and fully searchable."
http://www.nursinga2z.com
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Nursingdiabetics.com:"Welcome to NursingDiabetics.com. Here you will find information on all aspects of Diabetes, a disease that afflicts millions of
people world wide. I'll be adding pages as fast as I can research the information so remember to bookmark this page and return."
http://www.nursingdiabetics.com
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Nursingdiscussions.com:"This website will be a portal to Nursing Discussion boards throughout the Web. If your site has a discussion board we don't have listed here, please contact us."
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
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Nursingentrepreneurs.com:"Nationwide Nursing resource to nurse entrepreneurs looking to nework and start home based businesses. On it you will find links to small and large business related resources."
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
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Nursinghumor.com:"Nursing & Medical Humor. Find hundreds of jokes and links to sites that will make you smile. Therapeutic Humor Associations, Battle of the Sexes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Brain Teasers, Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links, Dental Humor, Emergency Department Humor, General Nursing Humor, Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, etc."
http://www.nursinghumor.com
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