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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later.
None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary.
None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines.
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.
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How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.
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How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
"The light bulb doesn't need changing, it's the system that needs to change."
None. Social workers never change anything.
None. They empower it to change itself!
None. The light bulb is not burnt out, it's just differently lit.
None. They set up a team to write a paper on coping with darkness.
Two. One to change the bulb and another to put your kids into care.
Five. One to screw it in, three to form the support group, and one to help with placement.
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How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.
Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now.
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How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!
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See also:
See also:
Animals
Therapeutic Humor Associations
Attorney & Lawyer, Legal Jokes, Law Humor
Bar
Battle of the Sexes
Bill Clinton Humor, Presidential Jokes
Bedside Nursing Humor
Blonde Jokes, Blond Humor
Brain Teasers
Cartoons and Comics (Nursing & Medical)
Changing A Light Bulb Jokes
Charge Nurse Jokes
Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links
Dental Humor
Died and Gone To Heaven, Religious Jokes, Priest & Nun Humor
Divorce Jokes, Ending A Marriage Humor
Emergency Department Jokes, ER Humor
Gallows Humor
General Nursing Humor
Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor
Greeting Cards
Growing Old Jokes
Health Maintenance Organization (HMO) or Managed Care Humor
Inspiration
Joke Mailing Lists
Labor and Delivery, Obstetrics
Law Enforcement Humor, Police Jokes
Lawyer, Attorney & Legal Jokes, Law Humor
Legal Jokes, Attorney & Lawyer, Law Humor
Living With A Nurse, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
Marriage, Matrimony, Wedding
Medical Humor
Medical Terminology Merry Christmas, X-mas Jokes
Nursing Cartoons and Comics
Nursing Humor Entrepreneurs
Operating Room Humor
Parenting Humor, Jokes About Parents And Children
Pets, Veterinarians
Priest & Nun Humor, Died and Gone To Heaven, Religious Jokes
Psychiatric
Religious Jokes, Priest & Nun Humor, Died and Gone To Heaven
RN, Nurse Jokes, Nursing Humor
School Nursing Jokes, Nursing Student Humor
Speakers Bureaus
Top Ten Reasons Jokes & Humor
Veterinarian Jokes, Pet Humor
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes
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