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"I'm so worried," the nervous patient said as the nurse plumped up his pillows. "
Last week, I read about a man who was in the hospital because of heart trouble and he died of malaria."
"Relax" the nurse said, smiling.
"This is a first-rate hospital. When we treat someone for heart trouble, he dies of heart trouble."
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